- Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds... in his head.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't wear glasses anymore not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
- Linus Torvalds can use a nice level lower than -20.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't need to mount his drives.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't debug. His programs are always perfect.
- Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
- Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a deversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.
- Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
- Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
- Linus Torvalds didn't design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
- People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't die, he simply returns zero.
- Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
- Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toster.
- Linus Torvalds only has 2 buttons on his keyboard '1' and '0'
- Linus Torvalds can write to ntfs.
- Linus Torvalds can install Gentoo in under a week
- Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't need anti-virus software. Virii need anti-linus software.
- If you could read Linus Torvald's mind, you'd find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
- Linus Torvalds scared A and B away, so they had to make C.
- Linus is REAL unless declared INTEGER.
- There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
- Code:
linus@debtux:~$ apt-cache search sudo
linus@debtux:~$ - Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
- Being touched by Linus can cure carpal tunnel syndrome. He does not cure RMS because he thinks it's funny to listen to RMS dictating code for the HURD.
- On the first day Linus said ".configure"
On the second day he said "make"
On the third day he said "make install"
And on the fourth day there was Linux, and Linus saw that it was kick ***, because it wasn't Windows. - Linus Torvalds doesn't push the flush toilet button. He simply says "make clean".
- When Linus Torvalds writes new software, he just makes punch cards with his teeth and feeds them into a reader.
- Linus Torvalds source codes complie themselfs.
- Linus Torvalds surfs the web using nothing but netcat
- Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
- Linus Torvalds can program without a keyboard.
- Linus Torvalds didin't learn from the University of Helsinki the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.
- Linus Torvalds finished the Linux Kernel the day before he started on it.
- Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't need to boot.
- Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.
- Linus Torvalds doesn't receive error messages.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
40 Amusing "facts" about Linus Torvalds
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Wednesday, October 17, 2007
How To Configure Synaptics Touchpad
Here are some useful tips about how to configure your Synaptics Touchpad. Remember to backup xorg.conf first!
- Enable/disable
- Edit xorg.conf (/etc/X11/xorg.conf in Debian/Ubuntu)
- Find Identifier "Synaptics Touchpad" and add the following option:
Option "SHMConfig" "true" - Restart the X server
- In your terminal type synclient TouchpadOff=1 to disable touchpad or synclient TouchpadOff=0 to enable it
- Disable touchpad while typing
If you've ever tried to type something with the enabled tuchpad, you should probably know how annoying it is when you accidently make a touch. This tip disables the touchpad for some seconds when you press a key. It needs the configuration described above to be done in order to work. To disable touchpad for one second, go to your terminal and type syndaemon -i 1 -d - Configure the device using Gsynaptics/ksynaptics
Gsynaptics (ksynaptics if you use KDE) is a graphical touchpad configuration utility. It allows for example to enable/disable tapping and to tune scroll movements. Here is a screenshot:
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Linux Will Be The Dominant Desktop OS By The Year 2014
Linux more than doubled its market share in 2007! Data from Net Applications show that it grew from 0.37% in December '06 to 0.81% in September '07. This only resembles Internet-connected desktop PCs, not servers or embedded devices, where Linux traditionally has strong positions.
Linux still has only a tiny piece of pipe, but comparing it to earlier data reveals a potentially powerful trend. If it were to maintain its current growth rate, it would be the dominant dektop OS by the year 2014.
[LinuxPlanet]
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Monday, October 15, 2007
Give Your Firefox A Better Look!
Open your favourite terminal and do the following:
$ wget http://users.tkk.fi/~otsaloma/art/firefox-form-widgets.tar.gz
$ tar zxf firefox-form-widgets.tar.gz
$ sudo cp /usr/share/firefox/res/forms.css /usr/share/firefox/res/forms.css.bak
$ cat firefox-form-widgets/res/forms-extra.css | sudo tee --append /usr/share/firefox/res/forms.css >/dev/null
$ sudo cp -r firefox-form-widgets/res/form-widgets /usr/share/firefox/res
$ rm -rf firefox-form-widgets
Before:

After:

NOTE: Firefox directory is usually /usr/share/firefox (in Debian /usr/share/iceweasel), but it may be different on your Linux distribution, for example something like /usr/lib/mozilla-firefox
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Sunday, October 14, 2007
Seven Simple Ways To Use Windows Applications in Linux
1. Use Wine to run the application in Linux
Wine is an Open Source implementation of the Windows API on top of X, OpenGL and Unix. It does not require Microsoft Windows, as it is a completely free alternative implementation of the Windows API consisting of 100% non-Microsoft code, however Wine can optionally use native Windows DLLs if they are available. "WINE" is a recursive acronym, it means"Wine Is Not Emulator" (to remind that it is neither a computer emulator like qemu, nor a virtual machine like VMware)
Your success with Wine will vary depending on the application you are trying to run. It is best to search the Wine Application Database to find out if your application will run well under Wine. This database contains a really huge list of software including all popular Windows "office" applications like MS Office, Adobe Photoshop etc. There is also a large variety of games supported by Wine. For example, I've personally managed to play CS:Source on my Sony VAIO laptop running Debian "Sid" without any trouble.
2. Use Cedega to run your favourite Windows games
If you are an expirienced Windows gamer, you should probably look into Cedega instead of Wine. Cedega is a product from TransGaming. TransGaming forked Wine back in 2002 when Wine had a different license, closed their source code, and rebranded their version as specialized for gamers. It supports almost all popular Windows games at the moment, check out their Database. Unfortunately Cedega is not free. You will have to pay about $5/month for subscription. Still it is a good alternative if your favourite game does not run smoothly under Wine.
3. Use CrossOver Linux to run your Windows productivity applications
CrossOver Linux is another commercial product (made by CodeWeavers) that is based directly on Wine with a few proprietary add-ons. Unlike Cedega, CrossOver is focused mostly on "office" applications. Its releases are rigorously tested for compatibility with CodeWeavers' supported applications in order to prevent regressions. CodeWeavers employs a large portion of the Wine developers and provides a great deal of leadership for the project. All improvements to Wine eventually work their way into CrossOver.
CrossOver includes an easy to use interface, which makes installing a Windows application simple and fast and provides seamless integration with your Gnome or KDE environment.
4. Run Windows in a Virtual Machine
Before virtualization was widely available, people would dual-boot their machine if they wanted access to both Windows and Linux. Whenever they needed to do something in the other operating system, they would have to close all their applications and reboot into the other operating system.
This time-consuming process can now be replaced by running Windows in a virtual machine on a Linux system. For instance, you can install the open source VirtualBox application (take a look at the review). Once that is installed, you can install Windows and Windows applications inside a virtual machine. Now you can use that virtual machine to have instant access to any of your Windows applications.
5. Run the application on a remote Windows system
If you already have separate Windows machine, you can run the application on it and control it from your local system. This is often called "Terminal Services", which runs on a Windows server.
This method can be as simple as connecting to a Windows XP Pro workstation using rdesktop. However, you may have many Linux workstations that need to run Windows applications using this method. In that case, there are software options available that provide more scalability and features. The biggest name in this market is Citrix, but there are also others such as Propalms.
6. Use an Open Source alternative instead
Probably the best solution for the "Running Windows_Application_X on Linux" problem is to look for a suitable Open Source alternative. For most Windows applications, there will be a high-quality open source alternative that can meet your needs. The biggest hurdle for non-Linux people is simply knowing that these alternative exist and how to find them.
The best place I have found to search for these applications is at www.osalt.com. On that site, you can enter the name of the Windows application and it will list the open source alternatives that provide similar functionality. Be sure to check it out.
7. Buy a commercial product that is designed for Linux
Finally, if you haven't managed to run your Windows app using Wine or one of its forks and you haven't found any suitable open source alternative, you may consider purchasing a commercial product that is designed for Linux.
Here is a story of a civil engineer who wanted to find an open source replacement for AutoCAD. He tried several applications, but he could not find one that met all his requirements. So this engineer decided to use a commercial CAD application that was designed for Linux. He purchased a copy of "BricsCad", which worked well for him AND it cost a lot less than AutoCAD.
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Saturday, October 13, 2007
How To Enable Google Repositories On Linux
Frankly speaking, I didn't know that Google has its own package repository (maybe I'm a bit out of date ;) It supports several popular Linux distributions namely Debian, Ubuntu, Fedora and Mandriva.
So now it's possible to install Google software like picasa directly from their repository, which is especially useful if you want to stay up to date with the latest software updates (what you normally do with other applications using your favourite package manager like apt or yum).
If you want to enable Google repositories on your Linux box, here is a quick HOWTO:
Debian and Ubuntu
If you are using Debian Etch or Ubuntu Feisty, do the following:
- Download the file https://dl-ssl.google.com/linux/linux_signing_key.pub and save it somewhere (in your HOME directory, for example)
- Acquire root privileges and proceed:
apt-key add $HOME$/linux_signing_key.pub - Edit your /etc/apt.sources file and add:
# Google software repository
deb http://dl.google.com/linux/deb/ stable non-free - Update your package manager's database:
apt-get update
With root privileges add file google.repo to /etc/yum.repos.d/ directory.
The file should contain the following lines:
[google]
name=Google - $basearch
baseurl=http://dl.google.com/linux/rpm/stable/$basearch
enabled=1
gpgcheck=1
Mandriva
You really need to execute just one command as root:
urpmi.addmedia -v google http://dl.google.com/linux/rpm/stable/i386 with hdlist.cz
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Friday, October 12, 2007
Ten Funny Quotes By Linus Torvalds
- "Dijkstra probably hates me"
- (in kernel/sched.c)
- "How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I only coded it"
(somewhere in a posting) - "I'm an idiot.. At least this one [bug] took about 5 minutes to find.."
(in response to a bug report) - "If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot of different places, just write a Unix operating system."
(source unknown) - "Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect." (NewYork Times interview)
- "An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program."
(source unknown) - "Hey, maybe I could apply for a saint-hood from the Pope. Does somebody know what his email-address is? I'm so nice it makes you puke."
(taken from Linus's reply to someone worried about the future of Linux) - "When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare atyou blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*"
(source unknown) - "Other than the fact Linux has a cool name, could someone explain why I should use Linux over BSD? No. That's it. The cool name, that is. We worked very hard on creating a name that would appeal to the majority of people, and it certainly paid off: thousands of people are using linux just to be able to say "OS/2? Hah. I've got Linux. What a cool name". 386BSD made the mistake of putting a lot of numbers and weird abbreviations into the name, and is scaring away a lot of people just because it sounds too technical."
(Linus Torvalds' follow-up to a question about Linux) - "The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF being the natural alternative), I'll "abdicate". I don't think that it's something people have to worry about right now - I don't see it happening in the near future. I enjoy doing linux, even though it does mean some work, and I haven't gotten any complaints (some almost timid reminders about a patch I have forgotten or ignored, but nothing negative so far). Don't take the above to mean that I'll stop the day somebody complains: I'm thick-skinned (Lasu, who is reading this over my shoulder commented that "thick-HEADED is closer to the truth") enough to take some abuse. If I weren't, I'd have stopped developing linux the day ast ridiculed me on c.o.minix. What I mean is just that while linux has been my baby so far, I don't want to stand in the way if people want to make something better of it."
(source unknown)
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